He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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