i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Such a big mess for such a small penis
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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