it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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