So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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