I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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