I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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