HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
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I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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