I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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