Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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