Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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