Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
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Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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