no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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