i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I CAN MOONWALK!
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
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A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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