oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I think I sprained my soul last night
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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