as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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