They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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