Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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