i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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