dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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