And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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