who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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