he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
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I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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