Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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