The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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