I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i just google imaged poop.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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