Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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