My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
how drunk are you?
Several
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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