At least make sure they are 18
Why
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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