i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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