that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
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6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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