just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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