I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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