New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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