I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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