Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
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i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
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Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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