We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Sext me about skeletons
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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