I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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