So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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