just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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