I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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