My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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