I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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