if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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