He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
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I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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