Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
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Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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