I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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