question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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