I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
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lets start a swedish sibling band together
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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