I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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