Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Actions speak louder than pants.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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